
There aren't many things disappointing about a trip to the woods except for the fact that ya gotta return. Sometimes the thought of that disappointment and let down almost makes me not want to go, especially when I consider the unpleasant necessity of enduring the subway system in Tokyo in order to get away. Even "early" in the morning on weekends trains seem to be becoming more crowded. It will get even worse when autumn leaves come into full color which will mean I ain't gonna be seeing them. I ave resisted buying another car and paying all the associated costs for the last 10 years, but my resistance is beginning to fade. God, I hate crowded trains!
In late September, I took another trip to the Nikko area, but unfortunately those few days were not enough to even begin to slow down and I found myself racing to get to the top of a mountain for absolutely no logical reason.
When I go back home to the States, it usually takes me a week to slow down to a rural (human?) pace and then I can only hold it for a day or two before the tension starts to rise because I know I have to prepare for a hellish flight back to Tokyo. It's even harder to make a transition from a rushing robot to a human in a day or two for a trip to the hills here---especially when it either begins or ends on public transportation---but I have to try in order to preserve what little is left of the person I was when I came here.
That Saturday morning started out poorly. I got up at 5am, but still hadn't decided whether to go to Nikko or to Hakone. The packed 0605 train to Yokohama helped me decide that Nikko was the best choice. Since I had not already purchase a ticket, I decided to go to Kitasenju station instead of departing from Shinjuku. That was my first mistake as for some reason folks leaving that station on the Kegon Express have extreme difficulty in understanding what a reserved seat is. Last year, a young gal was sitting in my seat in the fully booked green car and when I asked her about it, she nonsensically replied, "But it's a window seat!" I didn't really know what to say for a few seconds. Was I supposed to say, "Oh, you're right. And since you are so damned cute and stuck on yourself, I'll go back to the other car and stand while you ride in my seat on my ticket?" If so, I did wrong and made her un-ass my seat anyway. Her friend was apparently pissed by my rudeness, and sulked beside me for the rest of the trip.
My luck was slightly better this time as the train was not full and I was able to sit in the aisle seat next to the guy sitting in my reserved window seat. I decided not to make an issue of it and let the a-hole be himself.
As soon as I exited Nikko station, I realized that I had made another mistake: I had checked the weather forecast for Nikko on AccuWeather and it had predicted 16-18 degree temperatures. Unfortunately, it was at least 22 and very humid. By the time I had got to my starting point, I was already sweating heavily.

I finally got in the woods at the head of the trail at about 0945. Didn't even notice the change in the air---the smell of cedar---like I usually do because some fellow was following me and I wanted to get away from him so that he would not scare any wildlife before I saw it. This was self-defeating foolishness because in order to escape him, I was moving too fast and being too noisy to be able to see any wildlife other than by accident.
I quickly lost the fellow thou
gh---I think he discovered that I was heading up the mountain and not leading him to some secret tourist spot. About an hour into the climb, I began to realize that I was racing something and tried to force myself to slow down. I failed in that effort until I was on my way back down when the thought of returning to Tokyo slowed me.
I didn't meet many folks on the trail, but those whom I did see were racing faster than me. People tend to be more friendly outside of Tokyo though, and like the small, tough lady in the photo have no problems with greeting or chatting with another person.After I re-entered the woods after a clearing about halfway up the hill, I was slowed somewhat by more spider webs---or some sort of insect webs---than I have ever encountered in my life. It was impossible to avoid them, and soon began to feel my arms and hair covered with them. I found a branch to hold in front of me as I walked, but it wasn't very effective.
I paused to decide if it was worth continuing---sorta wimping out because of bugs?---when I heard something crashing through the brush. I soon saw red up the trail and soon a guy coming down the trail at near run (think of someone who has just found an empty seat on the subway and wants it) while batting away the webs by flailing his arms in a swimming motion above his head. OK....if it works...

I decided to continue on since I thought his mad dash might clear the trails of the webs. I was wrong, it only decreased them a little.

At about 1300 meters, I began to find more signs of autumn. Full colors were still a few weeks ways, but at least I had a chance to enjoy them a month or so in advance of when they began in my area of Tokyo.
The trip ended all too soon, and I really, truly dreaded the return.
The train ride back fulfilled my expectations as eight loud, obnoxious drunks shared the car back. Nobody complained and the conductor assumed the three monkeys' philosophy of "hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil."

Still, despite the trouble, I almost always think it was worth it, not only for the fact that I can get out of the crowds, but the fact that most of the people I do meet are much more relaxed, open, and friendly---especially in Nikko---and have little of the faux-politeness and self absorption so common in Tokyo.
*My not-so-trivial disappointment is that I somehow deleted 134 photos from the trip. First the first time in years, I had failed to back them up too.




















